starllex:

PSA:

When your child is trying to talk to you about something, listen first, then say what you need to. 

Nothing pisses a child off more when their parents try to demean them by screaming over what they have to say. 

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hoechln:

i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead. 

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yaoibutts:

i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

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on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

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